The Crazy Ex- Wife.

The Bride And Groom were Busy Finalising Plans for TheIr Wedding in Just A Few weeks. Everything was going To Plan and their tickets were booked for their Honeymoon, Invitations had been Sent Out and the Couple were Really looking forward to a happy Life Together, but there was something they hadn't planned on at all.

There was an Unexpected Knock at The Door and Standing there were Members of The Victorian Police. We are here to serve you With An Intervention Order.

How can this be, replied the Groom, I am not a violent man and have Never Been Involved with The Police Before. Sorry, You'll have to read the Order Sir and attend at The Magistrate's Court.



On Reading the Order, it was an Interim Order From The Groom's Ex Wife who he hadn't seen in a long Time, I spoke to the Future Groom near the Registrar's Counter at the Local Court, The Groom said to me, My Ex Wife has Found out that I'm Remarrying and has issued an Interim Order Just to Upset my wedding Plans. I have no wish to be in Contact with her, I have moved on with My Life and My marriage is in 3 Weeks.

Yes Ladies, if you want to Upset Your Ex Husband, just roll up to the Registrar's Counter at a Victorian Magistrate's Court and you can instantly annoy the shit out of Your Ex. The Friendly Registrar Staff will Bend Over Backwards to give you all the advise you'll need to be a first Rate Bitch and it's all free. I Don't Think The New Bride and Groom will be sending Tracey's Mob a Thank You Card.